Standard Service
Unlike Most Teenage Boys, We Have Standards So here’s the breakdown
1. Weekly Mows (With a Side of School)
We mow once a week, usually on the same day. That said—yes, Mom still makes us go to school, so in the spring and fall we might have to shuffle things a bit. But don’t worry, we’ll always get you taken care of. Got a party or special event? Let us know—we’ll do our best to line it up.
2. Two Push Mowers, Zero Lawn Damage
We don’t use monster mowers that tear up your grass. We run two push mowers because it’s better for your lawn—even if it takes a bit longer. Plus, we’ve got striping kits for that clean, pro look. We mulch the clippings by default, but we’re happy to bag and haul them away if you prefer.
3. Clean Edges Around Beds and Fences
We edge flowerbeds and fence lines with a string trimmer to keep things sharp. If you’ve got a lot of this, it might affect the price—our arms are strong, but even we have limits.
4. Sidewalks and Driveways? Yep, We Edge Those Too
We use a 9” tri-blade edger to get a deep, clean cut along driveways and sidewalks. Usually, that edge holds for a couple weeks, so we touch up with a string trimmer on off weeks to keep it looking fresh like our necklines.
5. No Grass Left Behind
When we’re done, we blow off all the clippings from your sidewalks, driveway, and flowerbeds so everything looks clean and finished.
Optional Services
Bagged + Your Green Can
Need us to hide the evidence? We got you. For a small fee, we’ll bag the clippings and stash them in your green can—clean, simple, no questions asked.
Bagged + Hauled
Feeling extra paranoid? No worries—your brothers can haul the grass away completely and keep your can squeaky clean. Just know… we gotta pay people off to keep it quiet, so it costs a little more.